Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Fuck You, you attention seeking whore

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck the rumors you spread. Fuck the friends you stole. Fuck you. Fuck the drama. Fuck the way you think i start it. Fuck the way you think everyone likes you, but really noone does. Fuck the way you talk shit about people then go and be their best friend. Fuck you. Fuck the way you cant keep my secrets but you get mad when i spread yours. Fuck the way i cant talk about my boyfriend to you ro you get so pissed even tho i barely do. Fuck the way you think giving people things when i dont will get them to like you more. Fuck you. Fuck the way you stole my best friend and got her to hate me. Fuck the way, when we get in fights you tell people and change the story so they hate me and stay on your side. Your such a whore. Fuck the way you say one of my best friends is a whore. But shes not. You are. Fuck you, you attention seeking whore.

Monday, January 9, 2012

73 Things about me

Soo There are many people out there that don't know me or they only know my name but they claim they really know me..so if you don't know me and you want too or you know my like my best friend who knows almost TOO MUCH about me (and sometimes more than I know myself)read on..

1.) my favorite color is orange.
2.) I am very sarcastic
3.) I suck at making comebacks...
4.) I fall in love ways to easily
5.) If you hate me I care.....a lot...and will try to change that but end up making it worse
6.) I have terrible style
7.) (to a future or a current boyfriend) if I am mad at you and I start to walk away grab me and hug me. DO NOT LET GO NO MATTER HOW MANY TIME I TELL YOU TOO. Just stand there hugging me.
8.) I cry over EVERYTHING
9.) I actually like school
10.) I get jealous easily
11.) I think I have waaay to many imperfections
12.) I have the brain of a blond
13.) my all time best friend is Marissa Nicole Prince
14.) I laugh...a lot....esp when I'm tired
15.) I can't lie...I end up smiling or laughing my ass off
16.) I curse...a little bit too much
17.) I regret all my ex boy friends
18.) if my one ex apoligez to me and wants to be friends again..I already have my whole speach planned out on what in going to say
19.) ^ I will most likely forget that speach if it ever happens
20.) Taylor swift if my favorite artist
21.) I love phtography
22.) I am waiting for my prince charming to wake me with a kiss and carry me off into the sunset
23.) I am weak in all sorts of ways
24.) I wish I went to Meyers
25.) I am short.
26.) I have been bullied before
27.) if me and you are texting and you just say "no" or "no." it hurts my feeling no matter what we are talking about and I don't know how to reply so please say "no haha" it makes replying so much easier
28.) I am TOO nice of a person but I have my moments where I can be really mean
29.) I hate my phone
30.) I hate my sister
31.) my sister has made me want to kill myself before
32.) I hate my room
33.) I wish I could go back to the last day of JCC Summer Camp and re-live it
34.) if we're dating and we're talking about your ex...I get jealous and wish it was me
35.) i move to fast in relationships but it's almost always worth it
36.) I hate sluts...but sometimes I am one
37.) I can be rude and I'm sorry
38.) sometimes I do things just to fit in
39.) no matter how much you bribe me I will never do drugs
40.) I can't stand people who do drugs they irk me
41.) I don't care what race, religion, fat or skinny person you are if your nice to me. I'm nice you
42.) if I'm all alone and I look sad but you ask and I say I'm not, please talk to me. I'm lieing
43.) I have a dirty mind
44.) I am too obsessed with my phone
45.) I cannot live without google
46.) I can usually laugh off jokes about being Jewish but there Is a fine line where they hurt and are funny
47.) I love being Jewish
48.) pretty much all my friends are taller than me
49.) my birthday is January 19,1998 ( almost 14 :D)
50.) I am a very creative person( sometimes )
51.) I don't want to grow up
52.) more people feat public speaking rather than death. I am one of those people
53.) I suck at learning names
54.) I want to be a photographer, journalist, or author when I grow up. Maybe an archeologist too idk yet
55.) I sometimes think the guy I'm with right now is the guy I'm going to spend the rest of my life with
56.) I love my family to death
57.) I suck at math
58.) I fell in love with my best friend
59.) I play the violin
60.) I am on the CYC Sealions Swim Team
61.) I feel like a mermaid when I am in water
62.) I love the ocean
63.) I love to travel
64.) I hate getting up for school so early but sometimes It feels refreshing
65.) if it is hot outside and I want to shower..I will take a hot shower
66.) I dye my hair
67.) I hate my name
68.) I am shy
69.) I have a dirty mind;);)
70.) I hate the color red
71.) I love being an idiot in front of my friends
72.) I love Jenna marbles

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Things I hate: sluts cont.

This is an addition to my previous blog things I hate Sluts.
Well as you know I really hate sluts but I was thinking and there is some stuff I forgot.
8.) clothes
Your clothes are 1230476490761328047623608 sizes too small. I mean if you can see the 3 b's (boobs, butt,belly) I'm pretty sure your clothes are too small. If they are see through Im pretty sure your sopposed to have a bra or cami on. If you can see your ass checks I'm pretty sure your pants are too small.
9.) pictures
Ok say you put a picture on Facebook and your half naked or your in a bikkini looking trashy your picture gets 400 likes 100 comments 70 new friend requests and 12 new messages, but if you post a picture of you in FULLY CLOTHED or with your mom you get 5 likes 1 comment maybe 1 new friend request and no new messages. Do you see a chain here?
Fuck sluts....well you prob already do. XD
Until next time. I hate sluts

Friday, December 30, 2011

Things I hate- sluts

There are many things I hate. Such as when a jack ass presses all the buttons on an elevator before they get off, spinache, bras and panties, knees, people, and teenage sluts.
I hate teenage sluts. I hate them because they wear so much fucking makeup you think they are 20. Like wtf? You don't need to use a whole tube of black eyeliner. Like no. Ill admit I wear a lot of makeup at least 3 layers of eye shadow but it looks natural. Not like I just got done with my shift as a clown at the circus.
Another thing I hate about them is they are all popular. Like wtf? Is that what popularity is based on these days? The sluttiest is
Ike th queen bee?
I'm Gona start numbering these
3.) gets all the guys.
What I don't get is all the slutty girls get all the guys. Is that all boys want? A slutty girl? What ever happened to a relationship based on love and whats inside. I will be honest I have not gone out with guys based on looks and popularity. And it's wrong. I mean I'd cry if someone did that to me. Well actually they did and I felt bad and I cried.
4.) duck face.
3 words. DON'T DO IT. no one likes it. It's unattractive and just makes you look mentally retarded.
5.) even the poor ones have cool clothes.
How is that? There are girls at my school who come from a poor family but she has all hollister, American eagle, straw berry, wet seal, and all these brand name things but like a lot of my jeans are from penny's and same with my cami's and my shorts and shoes are from Payless not ugg or Any where expensive,
6.) they are all skinny
Ok. So I'm on a swim team, I run on the treadmill when ever I have time, but none of the sluts do any sports what so ever. How are you fucking skinny like a twig!!?!?!? I don't get that?
7.) they piss me off.
Well that concludes my blog on what I hate-sluts

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Marissa

oh yeah so there's this really sexy girl and her name is marissa and like wowww she's so hot! like i hate her and her hottness yanno how how she is it should be ILLEGAL to be that hot and she likes this boy and he's stupid or gay because any boy who doesn't like her back must be gay. and she's like so freaking amazing i wish i was just like her and she's my idol and she's so awesome i would tap that too bad she's straight.
im about as straight as this line : VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
ok bye now

Monday, December 5, 2011

so if your lising... please help me..

So there is this girl.. And everytime me and her are togethor (JUST US) we have such a great time and were laughing and were like best friends(NOT REALLY) but anyway when im with her and a whole other bunch of people she treats me like dirt... like for example on time me and her and our whole group of friends had a sleepover and i was texting and she got mad cause i was texting my best friend and my boyfriend. then she turned everyone against me. then i got upset and she made it seem like my fault. and i was really upset so i sat on the couch and plugged in my headphones and blasted taylor swift music in my ears since she always makes me feel better and i wouldnt be able to hear anyone else since i was upset. so then she got mad at me for that and made everyone else mad too.   ALSO when its me and her shell talk about people then go and be there best friend. That pisses me off. then i found out she does it to me too... I really want to be friends with this girl but what do i do? so if your listing... please help me..

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Fun Facts About Jews


* Jews did WTC
* If you do not support Jews or Israel, or if you like Arabs, then you are a terrorist.
* Every single person ever to edit Wikipedia is a Jew (See The Wikipedia Jews).
* All Jews Are Inbread (oven joke or typo? who knows...)
* Jews are the only group of people in all of human history to ever be persecuted. They are the only race in all eternity to have a Holocaust done against them. Ever. Ever.
* Jews own all the banks and the majority of the world's financial and political assets and use these to advance the interests of Israel, and at the same time are advocating a worldwide internationalist Communist conspiracy which would destroy the world's capitalist establishment. This makes sense.
* Currently furries compare themselves to the Jews because Nazis are oppressing them. Along with everyone else.
* Tripping a Jew is considered good luck in Australian and New Zealand cultures, as is telling them to "Go have a shower", which nearly always results in lulz.
* Jews can shapeshift! Beware!
* GOD DOES NOT HATE THE JEWS!!! Such a claim is outrageous. Surely if he hated them he would have sent someone down to try & wipe them all out or something. (See Hitler.)
* Although no-one knows a Jews true appearance, we assume they look similar to, but maybe not exactly like furries.
* Jews are one of the very few mammals whose life cycle includes eggs. After the JEW EGG has been laid by the female, it can only be fertilized by a doctor or a lawyer.
* Jews eat Aryan and Arab young. One can wonder why, as they are not kosher, being pigs.
* Yaweh does not protect jews from bulldozers. Or anything really.
* All Jews know Jew-Jitsu. Lawl.
* Jews were the only people persecuted by the Nazis to get a free country out of it. As none of the other people persecuted during Hitler's European Tour got a free country they actually did quite well out of the Holocaust.
* Arabic, the language of the Quran, is the most commonly used semitic language. Therefore anti-semitism is closer to anti-islam than anti-judaism.
* The majority of the world's chubby, high maintenance girls are Jews.
* Quasidan and Simone are Jews. And no one else.
* Jesus was hated by the Jews and the Romans even up to the point of Romans colluding with the untermech to kill him by nailing his hide to 2 planks of timber and transforming him into a kebab.
* Jews have nukes. Nobody dares fuck with them. Except Palestinians, armed as they are with stones, pointy sticks and their newly-developed bulldozer repellent.
* The Holocaust is completely irrelevant. Bring this up frequently whilst in the company of Jews. After all, it's hard to stay angry at someone who had just made you laugh.
* Snob pieces of shit that need to be sent to the furnace, right now
* Jews and Israel are intertwined. You cannot hate one without hating the other.
* Jews are known for their Jew gold, the bags of gold they carry around their necks.
* Jews are hogging the holocaust
* Jews are sexy, and I am in fact making out with one right now A GIANT FAGGOT.
* Jews are so greedy, they won't even share the benefits of the Holohoax with the gypsies or the fags
* On average, an adult male Jew will consume over 6 times his own body weight in Palestinian blood each day
* Jews are never wrong, never guilty, and never responsible for anything.
* Jews drive Yom Kippur Clippers, Cars that are known to stop on a dime and pick it up.
* In Jews' defense, at least they aren't furries
* Hitler proved that Jews must be furries after
* Jews are the most Trollable people on the earth, so they are excellent for beginnerTrolls or older and wiser trolls that just want some easy fun.